It's New! It's Amazing! It's Gordo-Logic!
OK. Here's how it goes (I think):
1) We welcome General Petraeus' report on how wonderful things are if you put lots of troops in and patrol intensively out in the streets
2) We notice how wonderful things are in Basra now we've taken lots of troops out and stopped patrolling intensively in the streets
3) We win either way
4) We can get out now
'Declare-victory-and-leave was always going to be the exit strategy of choice, of course. Odd that Mr. Brown seems to think that we've got to stay to see through the UN mandate, since it expires on the 31st December, and besides we were one of the countries that wrote it in the first place! So Gladstonian!
[incidentally, it behoves all of us to read the bloody mandate, since Chairman Brown thinks it's so important.]
Gordo Logic is a bit like
Gordo Logic is a bit like Laurel & Hardy being called competent, except they were brilliant at their profession, which is more than can be said for Brownie. I somehow, don't think that anyone will miss Gordo and he will never be remembered, or loved, like Stan & Ollie.
The chances of a snap election, and a rout of Cameron were blown, not by any kind of BOUNCE, but by a complete DUNCE.
How did Brown 'in all his infinite wisdom' invite the cow Thatcher round to tea, and then manage to get praise from that thing called Tebbitt, and still expect to get loyalty from the core Labour voters?
The man goes so far as to piss in the beer and then tell people he has done it, then he expects them to drink it and, furthermore, gladly pay for it.
How is that these voting intention polls never give a figure for the amount of people they question, who make it quite clear they have no intention of voting?
You can sign an online
You can sign an online petition calling for a general election at http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Election-year/ Gordon Brown said "The petition, on Downing Street's website, proved there was no "clamour" from voters for an election. " sign it and send gordon the message hold a general election
Gordon Brown has also said "My first instinct, if I were honest( ha ha ) with all of you, was that I wanted to get on with my job of putting my vision of what the future of the country was to the people of the country and deliver on it before there was ever an election" we have 10 years of your vision
Consumer debt levels are near all-time highs
Higher taxs
Need i go on
Shame that Lt. Gen. Ricardo
Shame that Lt. Gen. Ricardo S. Sanchez isn't on message then.
Also breaking news from the middle east: "Blair admits he is shocked by discrimination on the West Bank."
Q: what does it take to run the UK plc?
A: a lobotomy, apparently!
We can get out now - best
We can get out now - best variant